Smooth Stroke

Men's Plain Front Trunks

• Life’s pretty simple when you’re a swimsuit, especially when you’re me.
• I’ve got a 17cm side and a single front panel that is fully lined.
• I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs.
• My friends say I am well present, loyal and make you feel comfortable to have around. So if you want to go swimming together, and want a long, meaningful relationship that isn’t complicated, then let’s catch up.
• Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology! 
• The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics.
• Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.

Our ability to cause mind-altering behaviour while wearing our product does have some positive uses, as we can now program your body to swim with a perfectly smooth stroke in the water. As an added benefit your vocal chords will project the smooth soulful sounds of Barry Manilow, perhaps not such a benefit if you are female or under the age of 78.